“Wow, can you get in the correct lane?!”

I scream inside my head at them

While I dig deep in there for a hidden gem

As if my going 3 miles over will provide me a gain

My eyeballs stinging, feeling the strain

From a long night of feeding the smells

And within my head, my own voice yells

“Do you really need an energy drink today?”

Of course I do, as it would prevent the delay

With a swig of the elixir, my problems dispel