This little kid, making a fuss
Under my breath, I always cuss
“This little dude is wearing me out”
As he sits there naked, making a pout
He learned to take off his diaper last week
Lemme tell ya, parenting is not for the meek
Its tough as hell, and you’ll fumble a lot
Every single day is a mini battle to be fought
But at the end of the day, you’ll look at them and smile
As the feelers in your tummy begin to spin and rile
“Ya know, I think I can do this for awhile.”