The wise, the funny, the clever, the brave
He can heal them all, even from beyond the grave
He’s got floppy ears and a cute little tail
He has a teeny tiny pet snail
He’s the coolest dude, that’s a fact
He approaches all matters with dignity and tact
His name is Oronzo, he’s a Vulpera Priest
Basking in holy light, he is a mother flippin beast.