The wise, the funny, the clever, the brave

He can heal them all, even from beyond the grave

He’s got floppy ears and a cute little tail

He has a teeny tiny pet snail

He’s the coolest dude, that’s a fact

He approaches all matters with dignity and tact

His name is Oronzo, he’s a Vulpera Priest

Basking in holy light, he is a mother flippin beast.

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