You aren’t really doing much
Except drinking beer
But also eating a ton of food
Almost like you got a crutch
As you keep telling yourself “Cheers”
You don’t look all that great nude
But anyway, insomuch
To say you got a situation here
Wouldn’t be all that rude
So when you tell your wifey we’re going dutch
Realize and absorb one of your greatest fears
You really gotta step that shit up, dude.