Ah, Mr. Jones, you were right all along

Life can’t be just, this, no, it’s all wrong!

There has to be more, I can feel it in my bones

That inner voice in me, it gnaws, it groans

It’s telling me to do something, anything I can

Just act for God’s sake, you don’t need a plan! 

Become Vegan, exercise more, save for a house

Go for a walk, offer more thanks, go pet you a mouse!

Life is about doing things, as you can see

It won’t wait around for you, that’s as plain as can be.

But don’t take it from me, I’m not the boss

Look within, give, live, and love, and you’ll never be at a loss.