The rush, it begins at 6 in the ‘morn

“I knew I bought two cans, I coulda sworn!”

But none of that matters, cause you need gas

That old pizza’s on sale, how could you pass?

You grab a few drinks, and one more for the road

Last time you had that many, your head nearly blowed!

Ask for two Goody’s, just because

Your boss still loves you, despite your flaws

Only ten hours to go, you say in your head

After the hell of this job, I’ll be almost dead

But it’s all worth it, because, holy heck

Your eyes turn to dollar signs when you see that check