A slow, long stroll down the Las Vegas Strip
What I would give for just one more trip
To experience the glitz, the homelessness, the lights
All the bimbos, the beauties, the drunk fights
But to feel at home again, what a thrill
Until, that is, you check your hotel bill
With a smirk and your card, you punch your info in
And with a giant hangover, your journey back begins
One day you’ll return, to this paradise on earth
But only after you rebuild your self worth
As you check your bag and get onboard
You tell yourself “I hope that shit, they did not record”